Half sleep this morning, I had a goofy short story idea;

Two loofahs, one a pessimist, one an optimist, make friends while hanging next to each other in the store. A couple of years later, they end up next to each other again in a landfill and compare notes on their lives. Turns out the pessimist was purchased by a young super model named Svetlana with a large shower and a lot of friends and the optimist by a large sweaty trucker named Jimbo.